I'm about to cry.
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
siixty-niine: lol at teenage girls who think every month is an anniversary… the prefix of anniversary ‘anni’ derives from the word ‘annum’ meaning ‘year’. an anniversary is a YEARLY celeration. when you’ve been dating for a year, THEN it’s an anniversary. am I making myself clear?
DO THIS PLEASE PLEASE →
I will write about the following, anonymous or not leave one in my ask box Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear *anyone*, Dear Santa, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me, Dear person I’m jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on
pwarkpwark: Hate having a cold.